Throw a random object at the next poster

[Ice the frosty cat]

Basically you chuck any item at the next poster who then gets hit by it
And remember; only dodge it if it's for a comical effect.

Example:
P1: *throws a cat at the next poster*
P2: *holds up balloon; cat pops balloon and flies into the air* Haha! I win! *cats falls down and lands on P2's head and scratches him to death* AHHH!
*Dead'd but still manages to throw an apple at the next poster*
P3: *Swallows the apple and maintains an insane smile* *throws a DS lite at the next poster*

Got that?
Ok, let's start. Remember, it's not about being the best, it's about being funny.

*Throws a widescreen TV at the next poster*

 

[VGS]

*Watches news report on said Widescreen TV before it hits VGSMe*
*Throws a sheet of A4 paper at next poster*

 

[Quinn]

*wonders what a4 is*
*licks paper cut while throwing toilet at next poster*

 

[Danny]

*uses the toilet*
*Throws a Wii at next poster*

 

[GoldenAssassin]

*enjoys a game of Donkey Kong during a CAD break*

*throws a human baby*

 

[Danny]

*kisses baby*
*Throws 17" Computer Screen*

 

[jamie-the-payne]

*Enjoys some episodes of Pokemon on youtube*
*When it finishes he throws a yoshi at the next poster*

 

[Danny]

*eats yoshi's eggs*
*Throws box*

 

[Ice the frosty cat]

Oh look! A box! *box engulfs me*
*muffled*
Hello? Is anyone out there? Please let me out!
*next poster opens the box and I throw slime in their face*

 

[Quinn]

O boy slime!
*throws poop at next poster*

 

[TimpZ]

yay, poop! Finally something for my dungbeetle *catches is and put it in his schoolbag*
throws 2 feng shui books at next poster

 

[Gdog]

*relaxes in new furniture arrangement*
*throws a llama at the next poster*

 

[Ice the frosty cat]

Guys, it'd be better if you posted more than what you do with the stuff that gets thrown at you. At least write down the bit that you get hit. *looks up* Oh sh-*crushed by llama*
*pushes the Llama off and it spits in my face*
-_-
Ick...
*throws the next posters worst fear at the next poster*

 

[Quinn]

*sees dead sister flying towards me* Noo! *catches* Wait! We can rebuild her. We have the technology, we can make her stronger, faster, better!
*throws a copy of "The 6 million dollar man at next poster*

 

[TimpZ]

*gets knocked down and have a dream about pink cactuses that dances salsa and eat yougurt*

*wakes up and throws a laweyer*