The corrupted wish game!

[Yeno]

To play the corrupted wish game, the first poster posts a wish and the next poster "corrupts" it by bringing out the bad in it.

E.G.

First poster:I wish everyone was nice to eachother.

Second poster:Granted.

But everyone gets bored of it and kills themselves.

I wish I could fly

Rather, rinse, repeat.

K, I'll start.

I wish Animal Crossing Wii was out now.

 

[Quinn]

Animal crossing is out for other consoles.

I wish i could meet Jeff Hardy

 

[Yeno]

You do. Well, you meet his corpse.

I wish I had unlimited Wii points.

 

[Quinn]

You have leftover points and go crazy without any use for 'em.

I wish i didnt have a headache

 

[VGS]

Your head falls off, which gets rid of your headache.

I wish Yoshies and Birdos existed in real life.

 

[Quinn]

Yoshi would poop on the carpet. Bad Yoshi.
And Birdos are mean.

I wish i got the high score on advance curveball

 

[metroid0070]

The advance curveball game corrupts your computer.
I wish I had Samus' armor.

 

[Quinn]

Samus's armour is designed for girls.

I wish i was dry

 

[TimpZ]

but then the whole world would drown from the floods you would cause from expelling all that sweat from your body

I wish i had a Feng Shui-ed computer

 

[Quinn]

Feng Shue is a type of furniture arrangement.

I wish my chicken wasnt so hot

 

[Yeno]

It's not hot anymore, but it's the coldest thing on the planet and causes a second ice age.

I wish I was awesome at skateboarding.

 

[Quinn]

Tony Hawk gets jealous and hits you.
I wish i was dead (just reply lolz)

 

[Gdog]

the world would start partying and everyone would get drunk

i wish i was a pro. soccer player!

 

[Quinn]

U lose the world cup and everyone hates you.
I wish i had a recharge station for my Wiimotes

 

[TimpZ]

You'll never get one because you are too poor!

I wish that i became a rock-legend