Story Contest

[james1654]

Grammer and spelling should be 10 and storytelling 25 , in my opinion. You need to prioritise.


oh, wait, here is my short story , its more of a poem:



There was a man from China;
Who wasn't a very good climer,
And he sliped on a rock,
And cut off hes co.ck,
And now hes got a vag.ina.

 

[Fladian]

The rating system is just fine. When the contest comes to an end, I'll discuss it with Undead to see if there are any changes necessary. But it's just fine as how it is right now.

One of the rules of the contest (in the other thread) was that only a story was accepted. No poems, in other words. =)
But I'll say a few things about it. You managed to make two spelling mistakes while writing it, even if it was that short. To be honest, I didn't find it very funny, but I guess it served its purpose.

Now, we'll stay on the contest topic.

 

[james1654]

Them dots are to bypass the censor system, so don't call me stupid "Oh my god, i can't beleive you actually managed to make 2 mistakes in something THAT short, you must be such a ret.ard!" Thats how you made your post sound. Try to be more tactful? Im allways tactiful to yourself, Flad.

 

[Fladian]

No, that weren't the mistakes, James.

There was a man from China;
Who wasn't a very good climer,
And he sliped on a rock,
And cut off his co.ck,
And now he's got a vag.ina.

 

[james1654]

Oh, well, but here is what was rude about what you said.

"You managed to make two spelling mistakes while writing it, even if it was that short"

It's the way you empathised which made it rude to me, and looked like u was calling me a ret.ard

 

[Fladian]

Take it the way you think I meant it. As you may see in all my posts at the forum, it is the way I talk on forums when I'm not spammi-...erm... joking around.

If you think it was meant to be rude, then so be it. I won't lose sleep because of that... but then again, if I'll lose much more sleep now, I don't sleep at all.

 

[james1654]

Was it meant to be rude or not?! don't be a *beep* *beep* cos I hate *beep* *beep* like that.

 

[Fladian]

How often am I rude on forums? Try to figure it out.

 

[james1654]

You're being rude now by annoying me. Did you mean to be rude to me? Yes or no?

 

[Escurial]

yawn...


back on topic.
did i get it right that you can write whatever you want? as long as its a story?

 

[james1654]

Erm are there any filtering things? so no bad language allowed?

 

[Fladian]

As long as it is a story, you can post it I guess. I'll let Undead confirm that first though.

James, the censuring system is something only Arkidas has control over. Ask him personally when it is about the censuring system.

 

[Hunter_destruction]

No, that weren't the mistakes, James.

There was a man from China;
Who wasn't a very good climer,
And he sliped on a rock,
And cut off his co.ck,
And now he's got a vag.ina.
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Actually it should be:


There was a man from China;
Who wasn't a very good climber,
And he slipped on a rock,
And cut off his co.ck,
And now he's got a vag.ina.

 

[Undead_Lives]

Good eye Hunter
Now, to answer your question Escurial, yes, anything you want.
However, there are restrictions on language and content. I had HOPED I wouldn't need to include that, but well here it is:
Keep your content at PG13. That means no po.rn, no excessive language, and DEFINITELY no po.rn.
Also, everyone stay on topic, or I WILL delete posts (that doesn't just go for you james..)

 

[Kem Rixen]

Good eye Hunter
Now, to answer your question Escurial, yes, anything you want.
However, there are restrictions on language and content. I had HOPED I wouldn't need to include that, but well here it is:
Keep your content at PG13. That means no po.rn, no excessive language, and DEFINITELY no po.rn.
Also, everyone stay on topic, or I WILL delete posts (that doesn't just go for you james..) [/b]

Basically if your story doesn't comply with the site rules/rules for this forum then you did something wrong.