The never-ending SM64 cheat (game)

Ok, this game's a bit like the story game, only with an ultra long Super Mario 64 cheat. You can add what ever you want to it (even if it's completely impossible) and you can make each part of the cheat as long as you like.

Here's an example:
Poster 1: First you have to press the Z button...
Poster 2: 1000 times, then after that...
poster 3: Mario gets a fully working...
Poster 4: Toaster, that keeps saying the word...
Poster 5: "Pie!"...

Yeah, and that's all there is to it, yep. Well, guess I'd better start it off.

The cheat starts when you start a new game on file 3, while Mario's jumping outt'a the pipe at the start press...

 

A and wiggle the C stick many a' time then.....

 

...press all the C buttons clockwise 50 times, then...

 

...throw your controller at television, make sure it travels at 6.5 miles per hour at a falling angle of 2 degrees per second, pick it up again and then.......

 

...Mario will be attacked by...

 

.......Princess Peach, mode and make Mario pressing A that many times before.........

 

...Stuffing toast into the bottom of the SM64 cartridge, after you do this you put the cartridge back into the machine and...

 

....wait 4 or 5 minutes for the toast to be done.....

 

...After you wait for 4-5 minutes, Mario says "All toasters Toast toast!", when he says this, toast appers infront of Mario, make him grab the toast and you'll get teleported to...

 

......The Raindow Dizzy Super Crazy Epileptic Destorydra Zone, where you will meet........

 

...Bob Marley, to make him sing a song you have to...

 

....punch his nose until he dies, this will cause him to not sing, meaning that the parralell universe will collapse and Mario will morph into Luigi weilding an axe, Luigi must then................

 

...Find Pikachu. To find Pikachu, you must...

 

......have black spiky hair, lots of red and white balls and talk very deeply. Then scream something about ginger girls in shorts to make a horny pikachu appear, he will then.....

 

...Force feed you lots of...