Say Something Funny/Random

guyofgod

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The basic idea of this tread is to say something funny and/or random. It can be anything you've ever heard or said but remember, if it's an inside joke, let us in on it or it won't be funny to us!

And with that, I shall begin.

"You're unique, just like everyone else."
 
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guyofgod

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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

C : program run. C : program crash. C : programmer quit.

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
 

guyofgod

New Member
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest!

I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

Daddy, the magnets stick to the monitor AND they make pretty colors!
 

guyofgod

New Member
"Do you people understand every language but english?! I want a pancake, yo kiaro pancake, click click bloody click pancake!"
"Pancake must be street for crack!"
-Stewie of Family Guy
 

Quinn

New Member
"So just stay away from what your allergic to!"
"Shes allergic to her own eyeballs"
"Bejabbers!"

Dave the Barbarian :D
 
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