Ladies and gentlemen. Major announcement. I am the biggest freaking nublet on the server. Guess why my popups didn't work? Because we all have it in our profile this one item:
Pop up window on new Private Message:
Some templates may open a new window to inform you when new private messages arrive. Yes No
Yea, ok, guess what mine was set to? Maybe I should lock this post so you bitches don't insult me.