You know you're a CS maniac when you...

{Iceman}

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Okay, so we've all seen these before, but this one takes the cake. It was originally in some other language, and then somebody translated using that babelfish translator, resulting in the bad syntax and awkward grammar, which makes it all the more amusing.

The best is definately the last one, in terms of bad wording. Just try and read it out loud in a normal voice.

Enjoy. :D

You are CS maniac when you:
- Leave your flat only across ventilating shaft.
- Don't step in home before you throw there flashbang.
- When you hear some clicking, you hide somewhere, because it could be a sniper.
- Anybody, who stay in toiletes more than five minutes is specified as a camper.
- When you wake up you try to buy some weapons.
- You die probably twenty times per day.
- In your work or school you talk only about weapons.
- When you leave your home in the morning you say "Go!Go!Go!".
- Always you meet your boss you say "Enemy Spotted".
- When you are hurry up you are running with knife in your hand.
- When you throw down stub from cigarette you say "fire in the hole!".
- When you are waiting for a bus you stay behind, under or on bus station.
- You are going to work with kevlar vest and helm.
- On the red cross you place bombs.
- In each written line you change graphite from pen.
- When you go behind corner you shout "Storm the front".
- When you found shopping card, you try to find button to enter BUY MENU.
- When you want to ventilate, you shoot out window and you marvel to shards are still being on the ground.
- When the alarm-clock is ringing in the morning, you try to find Defusion Pack.
- You jump from 5 metres elevation in order to don't walking down the stairs, because it is long lapsed time, and you think, the remaining length of day you shall survive with 40% life.
 
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