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<blockquote data-quote="DarkLink" data-source="post: 83962" data-attributes="member: 3223"><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red">Here's another one, just don't laugh too hard. =P</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red">One evening as Jack passed little Tommy?s bedroom he overheard his son praying, ?God bless Mummy, God bless Daddy, and God bless Grandma. Bye bye Grandpa.?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red">The Dad wasn?t quite sure what Tommy meant by this, but was pleased to see his son praying.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red"></span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red">However, the next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor after suffering a heart attack. Jack was rather spooked but convinced himself that it was just a coincidence.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red">The next night, he heard Tommy praying again: ?God bless Mummy, God bless Daddy. Bye bye Grandma.?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red">Jack was getting worried now, but decided to just wait and see what transpired. He awoke early and went to check on Gradma, sure enough she was laying dead on the floor after suffering a heart attack.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red">Jack was really scared now and made sure that he was listening outside Tommy?s bedroom door when he prayed that night.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red">His worst fears were realised when Tommy said, ?God bless Mummy. Bye bye Daddy.?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red">Now Jack was terrified. He couldn?t sleep at all that night and went to the doctor?s first thing the next morning for a check up. After getting a clean bill of health from the doctor he went to work and spent the day being exceedingly careful.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red">When he finally arrived home that evening his wife was waiting at the front door.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red">?Thank God you?re home,? She said, ?We?ve had another terrible day here. The postman dropped dead on our drive this morning!? <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite9" alt=":eek:" title="Eek! :eek:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":eek:" /></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="DarkLink, post: 83962, member: 3223"] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=Red]Here's another one, just don't laugh too hard. =P [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=Red] [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=Red]One evening as Jack passed little Tommy?s bedroom he overheard his son praying, ?God bless Mummy, God bless Daddy, and God bless Grandma. Bye bye Grandpa.?[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=Red] [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=Red]The Dad wasn?t quite sure what Tommy meant by this, but was pleased to see his son praying.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=Red] [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=Red]However, the next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor after suffering a heart attack. Jack was rather spooked but convinced himself that it was just a coincidence.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=Red] [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=Red]The next night, he heard Tommy praying again: ?God bless Mummy, God bless Daddy. Bye bye Grandma.?[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=Red] [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=Red]Jack was getting worried now, but decided to just wait and see what transpired. He awoke early and went to check on Gradma, sure enough she was laying dead on the floor after suffering a heart attack.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=Red] [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=Red]Jack was really scared now and made sure that he was listening outside Tommy?s bedroom door when he prayed that night.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=Red] [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=Red]His worst fears were realised when Tommy said, ?God bless Mummy. Bye bye Daddy.?[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=Red] [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=Red]Now Jack was terrified. He couldn?t sleep at all that night and went to the doctor?s first thing the next morning for a check up. After getting a clean bill of health from the doctor he went to work and spent the day being exceedingly careful.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=Red] [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][COLOR=Red]When he finally arrived home that evening his wife was waiting at the front door. ?Thank God you?re home,? She said, ?We?ve had another terrible day here. The postman dropped dead on our drive this morning!? :eek:[/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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