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Message: <blockquote data-quote="DarkLink" data-source="post: 90822" data-attributes="member: 3223"><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red">It all happens in a hotel.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red">A guy, at 6 o'clock in the morning goes down at the receptionist's office. He wakes the receptionist up and asks her politely:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red">-May I have a glass of water, please?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red">-Of course.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red">She goes take a glass of water and gives it to him. After that, she goes right back to sleep. Five minutes later, the same thing happens again and it continues for 15 minutes.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red">The receptionist gets angry and asks him:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red">-What on earth did you eat to be this thirsty?!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red">-It's not because I'm thirsty but it's because...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="color: Red"><strong>I HAVE A FIRE IN MY ROOM!!!!</strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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