Keep the Brawl going

[Gantar180]

Alright, so this is a game where you are controlling what happens in a Brawl in Super Smash Bros Brawl, you can not double post and actually control what happens, you have 3 turns per post

Example:
Fighters
Mario, Bowser, Wario

Mario punches Bowser

Wario kills Bowser

Bowser had another life

Then its someone else turn

Anything can go, Mario can even find a Chuck Norris Assist Trophy...

Now, I will choose the first fighters, you can add more later, but you can not take them out with out killing that character

Fighters
Mario (Of course), Luigi, Samus

Mario punches Luigi by accident

Luigi gets mad and punches Mario

Samus shoots both of them

Now its someone else turn, you can add another character or use them 3

 

[mrman226]

Samus, Mario, Luigi and Snake

Luigi sees Snake and Samus getting it on and barfs on Mario's shoe

Mario kicks Luigi and he flies and hits Samus

Samus is angry that he interrupted her sex

Luigi gets blown of the stage by Snake, thinking Luigi was trying to steal Samus away from him.

 

[jellyome]

Continued from mrman226

Mario cyries that luigi gets blown of the stage

Mario commites suicide

Snake has a nap

Samus throws snake of the stage and wins.

 

[mrman226]

Samus does a party-dance

Snake respawns and lands on her shoulders

Samus sees Mario and Luigi respawn

Mario and luigi use fireballs to create a not-yet-seen-in-SSBB black hole

The black hole sucks them all up

Then the stage

Then the background

Then the TV

Then the wii

The the house

Then the city

Then the state

Then the country then the continent

Then the oceans

Then the world

Then the Solar System

Then the Galaxy

Then the Universe

Then sucks itself up, and there is nothing

*BEEP* Master Chief respawns and falls into nothing

*BEEP* Master Chief respawns and falls into nothing

(this continues until the testament starts up again)

 

[jellyome]

*BEEP* Master Chief respawns and falls into nothing

*BEEP* Master Chief respawns and falls into nothing

Then the stage gets hacked and reformed.

Master cheif vs pickachu,

Pickachu wins

Pickachu loses to pokie ball

 

[mrman226]

Poke ball is opened by a curious trainer

Pikachu appears, and kills all his pokemon

He gets reeeaaallllyyy angry

He throws one of his leftover Poke balls at him

Pikachu hits it with his tail

It flys backward and hits the pokemon trainer, and he gets sucked inside

Chuck Norris appears out of nowhere and starts beating down pikachu

Chuck Norris gets picked off by a Kirby copy o himself

 

[jellyome]

Chuck Norris's phone rings

He says "go" he didn't mean start talking he meant start running

Chuck norris runs off the stage and dies

 

[mrman226]

Chuck Norris respawns and blows up the stage of Olimar, Captain Falcon, and Kirby.

Olimar picks pikmin

They instantly die when they latch on to Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris uses Snake's box and calls Zero suit Samus

(Box fun ensues)

 

[jellyome]

chuck norris yells "IM A CHARGIN MY LAZER"
Hi fires his lazer.

Lerrroooyy jeennnkkkkiiinnsss!!!!

Snake dies with kerby

 

[mrman226]

Leroy Jenkins gets blown off the stage

He uses retro rockets to shoot him back up

He flys too high and dies due to lack of oxygen

 

[jellyome]

leroy jenkins is a fictioanl character and in a game any thing can happen.

The stage disapears and everyone dies

The kid playing the game has a rage like angry german kid and breaks his wii

And that kid playing his wii was you mrman226

No more wii for you

 

[mrman226]

Ryan/mrman226 is angry at his wii for calling him German

He gets angry and starts up moh2 so he an start killing germans

SSBB gets sent away to exile in his closet until he finishes taking out his anger on virtual people

 

[jellyome]

Ryan realises he wasnt playing his wii but a fake

The police come and arrest him

He spends his life in jail singing and dancing

A storm troop comes up to you and hits you for taping his helment

He yells don't do it again

(ture experience for me)