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<blockquote data-quote="King Ad. Rock" data-source="post: 168707" data-attributes="member: 8169"><p>someone posted this in my realm forum for wow, just thought id share</p><p></p><p></p><p> I'm writing this for the awareness of those who are unknowning. This is the official combat log of, that man with that plan, Jesus Henry Christ.</p><p></p><p>[6:BC] [Gabriel] whispers: yo mary lozl u gunna hve bby</p><p>[6:BC] [Mary] whispers: ^______________^ kk</p><p>[6:BC] God creates alt: Jesus</p><p>[6:BC] Jesus has come online.</p><p>[6:BC] God casts Unending Soulstone on Jesus.</p><p>[6:BC] [Mary] says: hai2u baby</p><p>[6:BC] [Joseph] says:WTF HAU U MAKE THAT</p><p>[6:BC] [Joseph] says: WEN DED WE SECHS?</p><p>[6:BC] [Mary] says: iunno! itz baby'o'god</p><p>[6:BC] [Joseph] says: UBER</p><p>[6:BC] [Joseph] says: can we sechs nau?</p><p>[6:BC] [Mary] says: =///</p><p></p><p>**SPOILERS - NEVER BEFORE TOLD**</p><p>[9:AD] Jesus conjures Wooden Sandels.</p><p>[9:AD] Jesus conjures Wooden Sandels.</p><p>[9:AD] Jesus conjures Wooden Sandels.</p><p>[9:AD] Jesus aggros Wild Goat.</p><p>[9:AD] Wild Goat critically Headbutts Jesus for 9375 damage!</p><p>[9:AD] Jesus dies.</p><p>[9:AD] God uses Smite on Wild Goat for 3874112847 damage!</p><p>[9:AD] Jesus resurrects using Unending Soulstone.</p><p>[9:AD] [Jesus] whispers: lolz tx dad</p><p>[9:AD] [God] whispers: stop wastng SS u n00b lmao</p><p>[9:AD] God casts Unending Soulstone on Jesus.</p><p>[9:AD] [Jesus] whispers: ya watevvr</p><p>**END OF SPOILERS**</p><p></p><p>[26:AD] Jesus casts Waterwalking on Jesus.</p><p>[26:AD] [1. General] [Villager]: DUDE HAU U DO THAT JESSUS</p><p>[26:AD] [1. General] [Jesus]: ROFL!!11 i dunno man</p><p>[26:AD] [1. General] [Villager2]: U R TEH WIN</p><p>[26:AD] [1. General] [Jesus]: tyty ^________^</p><p></p><p>[28:AD] Jesus creates raid party.</p><p>[28:AD] Bartholomew has joined the raid.</p><p>[28:AD] Andrew has joined the raid.</p><p>[28:AD] John has joined the raid.</p><p>[28:AD] Phillip has joined the raid.</p><p>[28:AD] Thomas has joined the raid.</p><p>[28:AD] Matthew has joined the raid.</p><p>[28:AD] James has joined the raid.</p><p>[28:AD] Jamez has joined the raid.</p><p>[28:AD] Simon has joined the raid.</p><p>[28:AD] Simon Peter has joined the raid.</p><p>[28:AD] Judas has joined the raid.</p><p>[28:AD] Judas Iscariot has joined the raid.</p><p>[28:AD] [Raid] [Jesus]: sup d00dz u guys r 12 disiples k?</p><p>[28:AD] [Raid] [Judas Iscariot]: HAHAHAH KK /wicked</p><p></p><p>[30:AD:Thurs] [Raid] [Jesus]: n e 1 hungery?</p><p>[30:AD:Thurs] [Raid] [Simon]: fo'sho</p><p>[30:AD:Thurs] [Raid] [Matthew]: pass dem taterz b1tch</p><p>[30:AD:Thurs] [Raid] [Andrew]: IM A JEW AHAHAH</p><p>[30:AD:Thurs] [Raid] [Simon]:</p><p>[30:AD:Thurs] [Raid] [Thomas]:</p><p>[30:AD:Thurs] [Raid] [Judas]: lmao</p><p>[30:AD:Thurs] [Raid] [Jesus]: guyz chill.</p><p>[30:AD:Thurs] [Raid] [Jesus]: this iz my body n stuff k? o dis is my blood 2 lolz GOBBLLE IT UP</p><p>[30:AD:Thurs] [Raid] [Matthew]: d00d lozl u r crazy</p><p>[30:AD:Thurs] [Raid] [Jesus]: kk z0ne out; meet @ olive hill</p><p></p><p>[30:AD:Friday] [High Priest] says: sup</p><p>[30:AD:Friday] [Jesus] says: who teh eff r u?</p><p>[30:AD:Friday] [High Priest] says: u r jesus, ami rite?</p><p>[30:AD:Friday] [Jesus] says: ya</p><p>[30:AD:Friday] [High Priest] says: lolz time 2 die</p><p>[30:AD:Friday] [Jesus] says: WTF</p><p>[30:AD:Friday] [Judas Iscariot] says: HAHAHAH PWN3D N00b</p><p>[30:AD:Friday] [Jesus] says: NOT COOL DOOD</p><p>[30:AD:Friday] [Jesus] says: RAIDBANNED</p><p>[30:AD:Friday] [Jews] says: nah d00d, u r teh 1 who r leaving</p><p>[30:AD:Friday] [Jews] says: and like u r gonna die kk? srry but u r not good leeder</p><p>[30:AD:Friday] [Jesus] says: w...t.f.... u guyz suk.</p><p>[30:AD:Friday] Jesus was removed from the raid.</p><p>[30:AD:Friday] Roman Soldier critically strikes Jesus with 9 Inch Nail causing 3875 damage!</p><p>[30:AD:Friday] Roman Soldier strikes Jesus with 9 Inch Nail causing 2558 damage!</p><p>[30:AD:Friday] Roman Soldier strikes Jesus with 9 Inch Nail causing 2274 damage!</p><p>[30:AD:Friday] Jesus is afflicted with Crown of Thorns!</p><p>[30:AD:Friday] Roman Soldier strikes Jesus with Piercing Stab causing 2467 damage!</p><p>[30:AD:Friday] Jesus suffers 248 Bleeding damage.</p><p>[30:AD:Friday] Jesus suffers 248 Bleeding damage.</p><p>[30:AD:Friday] Jesus suffers 248 Bleeding damage.</p><p>[30:AD:Friday] Jesus dies.</p><p></p><p>[30:AD:Sunday] Jesus resurrects using Unending Soulstone.</p><p>[30:AD:Sunday] [Mary Magdalene] says: ZOMG JESUS R U AFK</p><p>[30:AD:Sunday] [Jesus] says: nah i back haha</p><p>[30:AD:Sunday] [Mary Magdalene] says: aiight cool</p><p>[30:AD:Sunday] [Jesus] says: g2g</p><p>[30:AD:Sunday] [Jesus] says: baiiii</p><p>[30:AD:Sunday] [Mary Magdalene] says: pc j</p><p>[30:AD:Sunday] Jesus has gone offline</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="King Ad. Rock, post: 168707, member: 8169"] someone posted this in my realm forum for wow, just thought id share I'm writing this for the awareness of those who are unknowning. This is the official combat log of, that man with that plan, Jesus Henry Christ. [6:BC] [Gabriel] whispers: yo mary lozl u gunna hve bby [6:BC] [Mary] whispers: ^______________^ kk [6:BC] God creates alt: Jesus [6:BC] Jesus has come online. [6:BC] God casts Unending Soulstone on Jesus. [6:BC] [Mary] says: hai2u baby [6:BC] [Joseph] says:WTF HAU U MAKE THAT [6:BC] [Joseph] says: WEN DED WE SECHS? [6:BC] [Mary] says: iunno! itz baby'o'god [6:BC] [Joseph] says: UBER [6:BC] [Joseph] says: can we sechs nau? [6:BC] [Mary] says: =/// **SPOILERS - NEVER BEFORE TOLD** [9:AD] Jesus conjures Wooden Sandels. [9:AD] Jesus conjures Wooden Sandels. [9:AD] Jesus conjures Wooden Sandels. [9:AD] Jesus aggros Wild Goat. [9:AD] Wild Goat critically Headbutts Jesus for 9375 damage! [9:AD] Jesus dies. [9:AD] God uses Smite on Wild Goat for 3874112847 damage! [9:AD] Jesus resurrects using Unending Soulstone. [9:AD] [Jesus] whispers: lolz tx dad [9:AD] [God] whispers: stop wastng SS u n00b lmao [9:AD] God casts Unending Soulstone on Jesus. [9:AD] [Jesus] whispers: ya watevvr **END OF SPOILERS** [26:AD] Jesus casts Waterwalking on Jesus. [26:AD] [1. General] [Villager]: DUDE HAU U DO THAT JESSUS [26:AD] [1. General] [Jesus]: ROFL!!11 i dunno man [26:AD] [1. General] [Villager2]: U R TEH WIN [26:AD] [1. General] [Jesus]: tyty ^________^ [28:AD] Jesus creates raid party. [28:AD] Bartholomew has joined the raid. [28:AD] Andrew has joined the raid. [28:AD] John has joined the raid. [28:AD] Phillip has joined the raid. [28:AD] Thomas has joined the raid. [28:AD] Matthew has joined the raid. [28:AD] James has joined the raid. [28:AD] Jamez has joined the raid. [28:AD] Simon has joined the raid. [28:AD] Simon Peter has joined the raid. [28:AD] Judas has joined the raid. [28:AD] Judas Iscariot has joined the raid. [28:AD] [Raid] [Jesus]: sup d00dz u guys r 12 disiples k? [28:AD] [Raid] [Judas Iscariot]: HAHAHAH KK /wicked [30:AD:Thurs] [Raid] [Jesus]: n e 1 hungery? [30:AD:Thurs] [Raid] [Simon]: fo'sho [30:AD:Thurs] [Raid] [Matthew]: pass dem taterz b1tch [30:AD:Thurs] [Raid] [Andrew]: IM A JEW AHAHAH [30:AD:Thurs] [Raid] [Simon]: [30:AD:Thurs] [Raid] [Thomas]: [30:AD:Thurs] [Raid] [Judas]: lmao [30:AD:Thurs] [Raid] [Jesus]: guyz chill. [30:AD:Thurs] [Raid] [Jesus]: this iz my body n stuff k? o dis is my blood 2 lolz GOBBLLE IT UP [30:AD:Thurs] [Raid] [Matthew]: d00d lozl u r crazy [30:AD:Thurs] [Raid] [Jesus]: kk z0ne out; meet @ olive hill [30:AD:Friday] [High Priest] says: sup [30:AD:Friday] [Jesus] says: who teh eff r u? [30:AD:Friday] [High Priest] says: u r jesus, ami rite? [30:AD:Friday] [Jesus] says: ya [30:AD:Friday] [High Priest] says: lolz time 2 die [30:AD:Friday] [Jesus] says: WTF [30:AD:Friday] [Judas Iscariot] says: HAHAHAH PWN3D N00b [30:AD:Friday] [Jesus] says: NOT COOL DOOD [30:AD:Friday] [Jesus] says: RAIDBANNED [30:AD:Friday] [Jews] says: nah d00d, u r teh 1 who r leaving [30:AD:Friday] [Jews] says: and like u r gonna die kk? srry but u r not good leeder [30:AD:Friday] [Jesus] says: w...t.f.... u guyz suk. [30:AD:Friday] Jesus was removed from the raid. [30:AD:Friday] Roman Soldier critically strikes Jesus with 9 Inch Nail causing 3875 damage! [30:AD:Friday] Roman Soldier strikes Jesus with 9 Inch Nail causing 2558 damage! [30:AD:Friday] Roman Soldier strikes Jesus with 9 Inch Nail causing 2274 damage! [30:AD:Friday] Jesus is afflicted with Crown of Thorns! [30:AD:Friday] Roman Soldier strikes Jesus with Piercing Stab causing 2467 damage! [30:AD:Friday] Jesus suffers 248 Bleeding damage. [30:AD:Friday] Jesus suffers 248 Bleeding damage. [30:AD:Friday] Jesus suffers 248 Bleeding damage. [30:AD:Friday] Jesus dies. [30:AD:Sunday] Jesus resurrects using Unending Soulstone. [30:AD:Sunday] [Mary Magdalene] says: ZOMG JESUS R U AFK [30:AD:Sunday] [Jesus] says: nah i back haha [30:AD:Sunday] [Mary Magdalene] says: aiight cool [30:AD:Sunday] [Jesus] says: g2g [30:AD:Sunday] [Jesus] says: baiiii [30:AD:Sunday] [Mary Magdalene] says: pc j [30:AD:Sunday] Jesus has gone offline [/QUOTE]
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