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<blockquote data-quote="Defender" data-source="post: 140954" data-attributes="member: 7529"><p>If World War Two had been an online Real Ttime Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this.</p><p></p><p>*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*</p><p>*Eisenhower has joined the game.*</p><p>*paTTon has joined the game.*</p><p>*Churchill has joined the game.*</p><p>*benny-tow has joined the game.*</p><p>*T0J0 has joined the game.*</p><p>*Roosevelt has joined the game.*</p><p>*Stalin has joined the game.*</p><p>*deGaulle has joined the game.*</p><p>Roosevelt: hey sup</p><p>T0J0: y0</p><p>Stalin: hi</p><p>Churchill: hi</p><p>Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!</p><p>paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks</p><p>T0JO: lol</p><p>Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!</p><p>benny-tow: haha america sux</p><p>Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?</p><p>Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever</p><p>Stalin: cool</p><p>deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help</p><p>Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy</p><p>Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry</p><p>Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me</p><p>Roosevelt: get antiair guns</p><p>Churchill: i cant afford them</p><p>benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?</p><p>paTTon: stfu</p><p>Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys</p><p>deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick</p><p>Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army</p><p>paTTon: yah hurry the fock up</p><p>Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded</p><p>deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck</p><p>*deGaulle has left the game.*</p><p>Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?</p><p>benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?</p><p>benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?</p><p>Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO</p><p>T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u</p><p>Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses</p><p>T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol</p><p>Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u</p><p>Hitler[AoE]: wtf</p><p>Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army</p><p>Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker</p><p>Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler</p><p>Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!</p><p>T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard</p><p>Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path</p><p>Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE</p><p>Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol</p><p>benny-tow: haha</p><p>benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1</p><p>T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full</p><p>Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help</p><p>Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya</p><p>Stalin: church help me</p><p>Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here</p><p>Stalin: dont be an arss</p><p>Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late</p><p>Eisenhower: LOL</p><p>benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help</p><p>Hitler: o man ur focked</p><p>paTTon: oh what now biotch</p><p>Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol</p><p>*benny-tow has been eliminated.*</p><p>benny-tow: lame</p><p>Roosevelt: gj patton</p><p>paTTon: thnx</p><p>Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t</p><p>Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record</p><p>Eisenhower: Nuts!</p><p>benny~tow: wtf that mean?</p><p>Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped</p><p>paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker</p><p>Stalin: rofl</p><p>T0J0: HAHAHHAA</p><p>Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay</p><p>Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city</p><p>*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*</p><p>benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself</p><p>Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL</p><p>Stalin: OMG LMAO!</p><p>Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows</p><p>*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*</p><p>paTTon: hahahhah</p><p>T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs</p><p>benny~tow: shut up noob</p><p>Roosevelt: haha wut a moron</p><p>paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?</p><p>Eisenhower: yah me too</p><p>T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol</p><p>Eisenhower: fock u</p><p>paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie</p><p>Stalin: go to hell lol</p><p>paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk</p><p>Eisenhower: yah this is gay</p><p>*Roosevelt has left the game.*</p><p>Hitler[AoE]: wtf?</p><p>Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join</p><p>*tru_m4n has joined the game.*</p><p>tru_m4n: hi all</p><p>T0J0: hey</p><p>Stalin: sup</p><p>Churchill: hi</p><p>tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!</p><p>tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES</p><p>Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz</p><p>tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple</p><p>Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets</p><p>T0J0: wtf is nukes?</p><p>T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!</p><p>*T0J0 has been eliminated.*</p><p>*The Allied team has won the game!*</p><p>Eisenhower: awesome!</p><p>Churchill: gg noobs no re</p><p>T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck</p><p>*T0J0 has left the game.*</p><p>*Eisenhower has left the game.*</p><p>Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****</p><p>Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss</p><p>tru_m4n: l8r all</p><p>benny~tow: bye</p><p>Churchill: l8r</p><p>Stalin: fock u all</p><p>tru_m4n: shut up commie lol</p><p>*tru_m4n has left the game.*</p><p>benny~tow: lololol u commie</p><p>Churchill: ROFL</p><p>Churchill: bye commie</p><p>*Churchill has left the game.*</p><p>*benny~tow has left the game.*</p><p>Stalin: i hate u all fags</p><p>*Stalin has left the game.*</p><p>paTTon: lol no1 is left</p><p>paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep</p><p>*paTTon has been eliminated.*</p><p>paTTon: o sh1t!</p><p>*paTTon has left the game.*</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Defender, post: 140954, member: 7529"] If World War Two had been an online Real Ttime Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this. *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.* *Eisenhower has joined the game.* *paTTon has joined the game.* *Churchill has joined the game.* *benny-tow has joined the game.* *T0J0 has joined the game.* *Roosevelt has joined the game.* *Stalin has joined the game.* *deGaulle has joined the game.* Roosevelt: hey sup T0J0: y0 Stalin: hi Churchill: hi Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks T0JO: lol Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression! benny-tow: haha america sux Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool? Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever Stalin: cool deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me Roosevelt: get antiair guns Churchill: i cant afford them benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is? paTTon: stfu Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army paTTon: yah hurry the fock up Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck *deGaulle has left the game.* Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head? Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u Hitler[AoE]: wtf Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol benny-tow: haha benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1 T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya Stalin: church help me Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here Stalin: dont be an arss Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late Eisenhower: LOL benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help Hitler: o man ur focked paTTon: oh what now biotch Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol *benny-tow has been eliminated.* benny-tow: lame Roosevelt: gj patton paTTon: thnx Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record Eisenhower: Nuts! benny~tow: wtf that mean? Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker Stalin: rofl T0J0: HAHAHHAA Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.* benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL Stalin: OMG LMAO! Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows *Hitler[AoE] has left the game* paTTon: hahahhah T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs benny~tow: shut up noob Roosevelt: haha wut a moron paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now? Eisenhower: yah me too T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol Eisenhower: fock u paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie Stalin: go to hell lol paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk Eisenhower: yah this is gay *Roosevelt has left the game.* Hitler[AoE]: wtf? Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join *tru_m4n has joined the game.* tru_m4n: hi all T0J0: hey Stalin: sup Churchill: hi tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff! tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets T0J0: wtf is nukes? T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****! *T0J0 has been eliminated.* *The Allied team has won the game!* Eisenhower: awesome! Churchill: gg noobs no re T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck *T0J0 has left the game.* *Eisenhower has left the game.* Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for **** Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss tru_m4n: l8r all benny~tow: bye Churchill: l8r Stalin: fock u all tru_m4n: shut up commie lol *tru_m4n has left the game.* benny~tow: lololol u commie Churchill: ROFL Churchill: bye commie *Churchill has left the game.* *benny~tow has left the game.* Stalin: i hate u all fags *Stalin has left the game.* paTTon: lol no1 is left paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep *paTTon has been eliminated.* paTTon: o sh1t! *paTTon has left the game.* [/QUOTE]
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