Throw a random object at the next poster

[Quinn]

*Coffin smacks my headless but somehow alive body*

*Throws a question: Have you read my reviews? at next poster*

 

[killman360]

*Feeds Wii remote strap to an alligator for some stupid reason*
*Accidentally chucks remote at next poster*

 

[Jailbreak]

sells remote on ebay and makes money!!!!!

throws the money at the next poster

 

[killman360]

*wonders why would he throw the money,then takes it, goes to the store, and buys a nunchuck than another remote, hooks them together.......*
*And throws it like a ninja STAR! at next poster)

 

[bksands77]

*gets hit by the ninja star and it gets stuck in his forehead, but takes it like a man
*throws a black guy at the next poster

 

[Ice the frosty cat]

Look guys, try to be funny. If you're going to do something with the item, at least get hit first. Don't let your post consist of two action lines. That's not funny... *African American lands on me, knocking me onto the floor* Ow...Excuse me sir? Can you please get off?
...
Hm...*spots Mum's iron (which is switched on and hot)*
Aha! *throws the iron at the next poster*

 

[Quinn]

Look guys, try to be funny. If you're going to do something with the item, at least get hit first. Don't let your post consist of two action lines. That's not funny... *African American lands on me, knocking me onto the floor* Ow...Excuse me sir? Can you please get off?
...
Hm...*spots Mum's iron (which is switched on and hot)*
Aha! *throws the iron at the next poster*

No offence but i and im sure many others dont find your posts here too funny

 

[Ice the frosty cat]

Maybe so, but at least I'm making an effort. It's a lot more fun to yourself as well to do more

 

[lapis~hamster]

*effort chops off my right arm*

*takes right arm and throws it at the next poster*

 

[Jesusdragon737]

*arm hits my head, then the hand latches onto my face. I try vainly to yank the arm off my face, but I give up, leaving the arm dangling from my face*

*throws a water buffalo at next poster*

 

[lapis~hamster]

water buffalo crushes me, leaving me wet...
looks for hair dryier. i trip, face landing in toaster.
then decides somehow to throw myself at the next user...

 

[sharp141]

misses and hits the next user

(is that allowed?)

 

[cloudzero45]

*hey guys what going on... ( cloudzero gets hit by lapis~hamster) what the heck*
*Throw hair dryer that Lapis was using at next poster*

 

[Jesusdragon737]

Attempts to catch hair dryer, but gets my hand burned off because it was turned up too high.
Throws a tissue at next poster.

 

[darkspinesonic19]

blows nose

thows used tissue at next poster